Technology Niche Observation Report

Let’s cut to the chase - I’m a certified otaku. No identity crisis here. To be specific, the circuit-board-tinkering, code-compiling subspecies known as a tech otak.

• Lifelong solo player - 183,984 hours and counting (timestamp: 2025.03.10, 1:08 AM. System clock accuracy ±0.0001ms).
• Weekend protocol: Coca-Cola IV drip + potato chip fuel + hacking IoT toasters > human crowds at tourist traps.
• Primary hobby: ​hibernation mode. Outdoor subroutine exceptions include fishing with Dad or mall-crawling with Mom (System Log: “Family Bonding.exe” triggers only when kinship bonds ≥1000% - passive skill unlocked).
• Bookshelves crammed with tech manuals and sci-fi novels. Hard drives contain 5,6 open-source projects in beta.
• Current roommates: One chonky hamster on a keto diet 🐹, three houseplants practicing photosynthesis excellence 🌱.

Parents and normie friends keep suggesting “social interaction patches”. But honestly, nothing beats the dopamine rush of squashing a nasty bug. Though I’ll gladly monologue about Dark Forest Theory or RTX 5090 specs until your ears bleed. Your move, small talk.

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